Papa do not know exactly how many women would give anything in this world for a night spent with him recently in his tidy work relatively well. Particularly many there should not be, but by a young lady is just that unknown.
Ella, it was the practice until a few weeks, could always sleep from Thursday to Friday in the study. The best was from Ella's point of view because of course that Daddy always to eventually crawled to get together with you to snore through the night and grunt. Thursdays were for Ella, therefore, the kings of the week.
"What if the planetarium no More tickets for us. "? Asked his little daughter, dad on a Thursday and what this little girl replied," Papa, "said it," You know: On a Thursday bother me at all. For this is my favorite day, "
some point, when Ella then each night between Friday and Wednesday (sometimes even at night) to his parents' bed crawled, was reformed Ella, the latest stage, have to earn the nights with his father now -.. Is :.. sleep in your own bed for each night's sleep in the morning Ella receives an ironing Pearl incredibly high symbolic value case recently for three fuse beads she wins a night with Papa
. Seitdem stehen zwei Eierbecher bei uns in der Küche. Oscar, der zu wenig nächtlicher Theatralik neigt, wählte einen blauen ("bau") Eierbecher und durfte fortan fast jeden Morgen eine Bügelperle ("bau") hinein tun. Daneben stand frustriert seine große Schwester.
Im Übrigen fiel uns für den anspruchslosen Oscar so schnell auch gar keine Belohnung ein, die er bei drei Bügelperlen erhalten könne. Als Oscar dies durchblickte, hörte er auf, Bügelperlen zu sammeln und jammerte sich nachts wieder ins Elternbett.
Und heute Nacht ist dann soweit: Während in Los Angelos die große Oscar-Nacht gefeiert wird, steigt in Berlin die große Ella-Nacht, denn in dem Moment, wo dieser Text is typed, Ella carried into the study. What happened?
Well, Ella has in recent days Einschlafmethode discovered for themselves that is not devoid of illogical and devoid of self-destruction impulse, so far may have been the ideal Einschlafmethode our daughter.
This method is as follows: Ella and Oscar lie side by side to 19:10 on a mattress that is either next Oscars or Ellas bed. 19:20 Oscar begins flogging Ella. Wrongly, in our opinion beats, an Oscar on his defenseless sister. Why does Ella stresses are so vulnerable, is still not analyzed further. It is clear that we are out of the nursery zwischen 19:20 und 19:30 monotone "Aua. Aua. Aua."-Schreie vernehmen, manchmal auch das monoton vorgetragene "Oscarhörauf. Oscarhörauf. Oscarhörauf."
Wenn wir dann nach etwa 10 Minuten nachsehen, finden wir Ella regungslos auf der Matratze liegen und Oscar grinsend auf Ella einprügeln. ZACK - Oscarhörauf - ZACK - Oscarhörauf - ZACK - Oscarhörauf. Talentierte DJs könnten einen schönen Trance-Song aus diesem Klangteppich, der Minuten lang gleichbleibend durchs Kinderzimmer wummert, kreieren.
Fragt man Ella dann, ob sie Lust hat, die Prügelebene zu verlassen und in ihr Hochbett zu steigen, so sagt sie "Ja", steigt nach oben und schläft dort dann all night. Three times in a row, the four-fight "lie down, being beaten up, lie down to sleep through the top," now already works, and Ella even reports of them at breakfast.
"If I lie down afterwards," Ella speaks with mouth full breakfast, and then tell me if Oscar ever skin, then I set myself up and sleep. " Any one of the parents then asked whether this must really be if one could not a part of the sequence, for example, omit the Verprügeltwerden, but Ella never looked back. So and not otherwise it can fall asleep. It almost seems as if it were her violent brother grateful.
Ella is still fascinated von der Titanic. Vieles wird vom gesunkenen Ozeanriesen berichtet und da Ella auch gerne mal Kinder zu Besuch hat, die von der Schiffskatastrophe noch gar nichts wissen, gibt Ella ihr Wissen gerne weiter. Und wenn Ellas Logopädin nicht bald zum absoluten Durchbruch kommt, wird es vielen Kindern Kreuzbergs so ergehen, wie es derzeit Seyni ergeht, die nach einem Spielenachmittag bei Ella ihrer Mutter von der unglaublichen Geschichte der "Kikanik" erzählte. Hoffen wir von daher, dass Ellas nächste Leidenschaft keine Ts enthält.
Zum Abschluss mal wieder Oscar. Oscar ist ja eigentlich sehr lieb und umgänglich. Dass er zur Zeit furchtbar gerne auch mal zuhaut und im Anschluss jede Form der Entschuldigung ablehnt, ändert nichts an unserer unconditional love. Sometimes, however, this may surprise the majority now do not necessarily think Oscar stinks as well.
Mama says it is usually: "Oscar, you stink like a hoopoe." What we once took as an opportunity to search for the origin of this formulation. Dad had no idea and suggested that the hoopoe most likely due to its phonetic proximity to the ring cake is a pastry. Far from it: The Hoopoe is a bird. And as Oscar, he is particularly attractive form. When the hoopoe feels threatened, it secretes - and the behavior is similar to the Oscars - from its preen gland from a foul-smelling secretion.
Mom and Dad were delighted with the newly acquired biological knowledge. Oscars preen gland was freed after this knowledge with great understanding of the foul-smelling secretion.
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